LET'S GET CRAZY Story #1 - The Guy Who Went Viral for Fighting in an Easter Bunny Costume Last Year Just Tried to Use It as a Getaway Disguise Story #2 - Two Men Are Fined for Showering While Driving on a Motorbike Story #3 - A burglar broke into a clinic but got trapped inside . . . and the cops arrested him. 

McCall is BACK with allll the stupid stories Story #1 - A Burglar Trips While He's Stealing Stuff and Winds Up in the Hospital Story #2 - A Zookeeper with an Amazing Mullet Gets Prison Time for Trying to Hire a Hitman to Take Out a Rival Story #3 - A Woman Gets Naked to Attack Her Husband and Adult Son

No McCall today means AJ has to deliver the stories and the Chocolate Mamba tries to stay undefeated. Story #1 - Woman throws a bible at her boyfriend's head and still gets to attack him again Story #2 - Guy steals lingerie, lube and a lot of inappropriate things from an adult store Story #3 - A library is looking for a the person who left a wrapped slice of cheese as a bookmark 

I mean some of these criminals make sense??? Story #1 - A Dad Tackles a High School Wrestler During a Match for Performing an Illegal Move on His Son Story #2 - A Guy Tries to Hide From the Cops Underwater . . . but Is Caught When He Comes Up for Air Story #3 - Two guys used a forklift to break into a building . . . then used a cherry picker to steal a two-ton safe inside.  

Wow... Happy Tuesday... Story #1 - Man Spills Beer in Truck, Tells Cops He Doesn't Drink, Gets DUI Anyway Story #2 - A Jewelry Thief Leaves Behind His Fanny Pack with His ID in It Story #3 - A Guy Steals His Ex's Burger King Meal Because He's Upset Another Guy Bought It for Her

The three stooges of Florida or Not.. The A-Hole, the Eye Hole, and the Ash Hole.. Story #1 -  Flasher Tells Cops He's "Just an A-hole" Story #2 - A Bank Robber Used a Pillow Case as a Mask . . . But Forgot to Cut Eye Holes Story #3 - A guy who was busted for drugs said the unknown powder was his mother's ashes . . . and he'd ingested them.

FRIIIIIIIIIDAY Florida or not is the BEST Florida or not.. See for yourself Story #1 - A guy hit his brother with a frying pan during an argument over breakfast. Story #2 - A couple was sentenced to federal prison time for sending meth through the U.S. Postal Service.  Story #3 - A guy who was busted with cocaine in his hat said it wasn't his.  

MORE WALMART STORIES? Story #1 - Taco Bell Gives a Guy a Free Taco . . . but He Pulls a Knife Because He Doesn't Like the One They Gave Him Story #2 - A Couple Used a Bike to Lure in Thieves, Then Beat Them with Baseball Bats Story #3 - police search for shoplift suspect wearing 'hover shoes'

Popcorn is the deciding factor for whether of not AJ will help the potential winners out Story #1 - A Woman Builds a Bomb in Walmart Out of Random Products from the Shelves Story #2 - A Librarian Pleads Guilty to Stealing $8 Million of Rare Books Over 25 Years Story #3 - Cops Bust a "Large Amish Party" and Make 38 Arrests

Rage allll over the country from movie theaters, to cheese, to golf courses... Story #1 - A Yoga Instructor Beat Up Someone for Using Their Phone in a Movie Theater Story #2 - Cops are pulling fingerprints off slices of cheese that some vandals threw at a car to try to track them down Story #3 - A guy named Tyler Dearden . . . not Tyler Durden from "Fight Club" . . . beat up a man at a driving range after the man confronted Tyler for stealing balls out of his bucket.

McCall said "They all have to do with cops!!"...... thanks.... Story #1 - A woman is facing several charges after she tried to pee on a cop who was arresting her for domestic violence . . . and for trying to run down a guy in a BMW while she was on cocaine.  Story #2 - A Guy Called 911 on Himself After He Broke into a Tire Store . . . and the Tires Fought Back Story #3 - A Drunk Driver's Ed Teacher Is Arrested for Hitting the School Principal

With all the talks of Monopoly and McDonald's Monopoly being fake, I tHiiiiiiiink we figured out why Florida Avenue doesn't exist. Story #1 - A guy called the cops and asked to go to jail to be with his girlfriend who was locked up.  The cops went to his place and found he was drunk and had drug paraphernalia on him, so he got his wish. Story #2 - A Woman Tells the Cops She Has a Medical Marijuana Card . . . But It Didn't Cover Her Crack Cocaine Story #3 - A man drunkenly called the cops to report someone had stolen the cheeseburger off his nightstand at a motel during the night.  The other person in the room swore they didn't do it.

Is today going to be the FIRST stumper of the year?!?!?! Story #1 - A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff Story #2 - A Guy Steals His Elderly Mom's Electronics and Holds Them for Ransom Story #3 - The Best Buy Geek Squad has caught another predator with child pornography on a computer that they brought in for repairs

Terrible relationship situations, poop flinging, we got it all today.... Story #1 - A Guy Headbutts His Girlfriend for Complaining About His Nasty Gas Story #2 - A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because "You Know How Women Drive" Story #3 - Woman Flings Feces at Landlord & Tries to Fake Out Police

Word of advice.. MAAAAYBE avoid fast food places today... Story #1 - A Burger King employee pulled a gun on a customer who was complaining about her order.  Story #2 - A Lady Threatens to Rob a McDonald's to Get Dipping Sauces Story #3 - A guy pulled a gun on his nine-year-old for drinking the last can of Dr. Pepper in the house. 

McCall brought a little TWIST to the game today!! Story #1 - A Couple Gets Into a Brawl Over "The Kelly Clarkson Show" Story #2 - Two People in Different States Tried the Same DUI Excuse: "I'm a Professional Drinker" Story #3 - A Guy Who Escaped from Prison 40 Years Ago Was Caught . . . Thanks to Public Drunkenness

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?!?!?!  Story #1 - Woman Arrested for Submitting Dog Urine to Probation Officer During Drug Screening Story #2 - Carjacker Steals Truck From Adult-Video Store With Sleeping Man & Goat Inside Story #3 - Naked Man Arrested for Biting Police Dog in Ear While High on Meth

... Things got weird over the holidays..... Story #1 - 67 Year Old Man Arrested for Giving Away Marijuana "Because It Was Christmas" Story #2 - Cocktail Parties are a no go, a guy is wanted for stealing 30 bags of shrimp from a grocery store by shoving them down his pants Story #3 - A sh*tty situation after a doorbell camera caught a guy pooping on a stranger's porch

It's the LAST chance to win until the New Year with Florida Or Not and McCall is BRINGING it Story #1 - A man is facing charges for throwing a Pop-Tart at his wife's head during an argument.  He missed, but hit her in the arm on the follow through.  Story #2 - A Woman Tries to Light Her Boyfriend on Fire When He Won't Celebrate Her New Job at Subway Story #3 - A Thief Runs Face-First into a Locked Exit, and Cops Use the DNA to I.D. Him

McCall says ONE of these stories is the EPITOME of Florida Or Not.. Oh... boy... Story #1 - A Man Robs a Caricature Artist . . . and Cops Are Now Using the Exaggerated Cartoon of Him to Track Him Down Story #2 -A Subway employee was upset that his coworker made the wrong sandwich . . . and he wound up driving to her house and shooting at her mother.  Story #3 - A Guy Set a Bible on Fire at Walmart to Create a Diversion for Shoplifting

McCall says she has SO MANY STORIES to choose from... Which is not a good thing when it comes to Florida Or Not..  Story #1 - A Burglar Hiding in a Closet Pretends to Be Santa and Says, "Ho Ho Ho" Story #2 - A Guy Is Busted for Dressing Up Like His Mother to Take Her Driving Test Story #3 - Grown Man Arrested After Shooting Himself in Leg While "Playing Cowboy"

Today might be a stumper for Florida or Not! Things are amping up for the holidays which means the criminals keep getting crazier! Story #1 - Pepsi Thief Goes Berserk After Clerk Locks Him in Store Story #2 - A woman called the cops to complain about KFC messing up her sandwich.  Story #3 - A Guy Was Driving So Drunk He Was Missing a Tire . . . And Didn't Know It

With AJ sick, can McCall guide callers to the right answer?? Story #1 - Police Are Looking for a Porch Pirate Who Left a Thank You Note Story #2 - A Bank Employee Is Busted for Stealing $88,000 . . . When He Posted Photos with Stacks of Cash on Social Media Story #3 - Man Breaks Into Restaurant, Strips Naked, Eats Ramen, Plays Bongos, Spray-Paints Pickle Jar

AJ can't handle Florida or Not today.. Can you?  Story #1 - A guy started a fire in his apartment building when he tried to scare away a squirrel with burning incense. Story #2 - Man Filmed Crashing Pickup Truck Into Chuck E. Cheese Story #3 - A Woman Tries to Shoplift from Walmart . . . While It's Hosting a "Shop with a Cop" Event

McCall is crazy cause she makes the bed nicely..  Story #1 - A guy in a Bentley impersonated a cop was arrested Story #2 - Two Friends Beat Each Other Up While Arguing About "How I Met Your Mother" Story #3 - A Subway Employee Robbed Her Own Store to Teach One of Her Coworkers a Lesson

Who would have guess Axe Bombing was still a thing.... Story #1 - A Guy Sprays His Brother's Hunting Area with Deer Repellent and Is Now Facing Charges Story #2 -A guy was arrested for chasing another guy with a sword . . . and he said he did it because the other guy was peeing on a building. Story #3 - A guy kidnapped an Uber driver, maybe to rob him, maybe just for a free ride. 

ANOTHER STORY ABOUT CLIMBING INTO CHIMNEYS???? Story #1 - A guy was arrested for riding a horse drunk on the highway. Story #2 - A couple got into an argument over the impeachment hearings on Friday . . . which wound up with the 62-year-old guy shoving his 60-year-old girlfriend to the ground Story #3 - A Guy Tries to Get into an Empty House Through the Chimney . . . and Gets Stuck

With AJ back in the studio AND JUSTIFYING MOST OF THE STORIES, can they Austin win? Story #1 - A woman was arrested for a DUI after she drove her huge RV the wrong way into a Taco Bell drive thru . . . and got stuck. Story #2 - A Lady Gets into a Fight Over Taking Home Leftovers from TGI Friday's "All You Can Eat" Appetizers Story #3 - A Woman Attacked Her Boyfriend with an Artificial Christmas Tree

Story #1 - A Woman Was Upset with Her Son's Haircut . . . So She Ran Over the Barber Story #2 - A Drunk Guy Wakes Up on Someone Else's Couch with Two Black Eyes and a Broken Nose Story #3 - A 17-year-old  shot at two men after they used fake money to buy marijuana from him.

Story #1 - Drunk Man Arrested After Woman Wouldn't Let Him in Her Home to Eat Egg Rolls Story #2 - A Guy Calls Out of Work Drunk, Then Shows Up and Robs the Place Story #3 - A Road Rage Incident Ends When One Driver Follows Another to a Police Station and Takes His Shirt Off to Fight

What in the world are they thinking??? Story #1 - A Man Is Arrested in a Stolen Chevy Truck . . . Driving to Bail Out His Brother for Stealing a Chevy SUV Story #2 - Man Breaks Into Hyundai Dealership, Loses Pants, Steals Generator Story #3 - Police Have Arrested a Suspect with "Crime Pays" Tattooed on His Forehead

Stupidity runs RAMPANT today in Florida Or Not Story #1 -A 17-year-old girl was locked out of her house, so she tried to go down the chimney . . . but got stuck and needed to be rescued Story #2 - A Cop Busts a Guy Who Was Naked in a Kohl's Parking Lot on Black Friday Story #3 - Drunk Man Shoots Nerf Gun-Wielding 7-Year-Old With Real Gun

Story #1 -Sweet, Elderly Bank Robber Tells Teller She Gave Him Too Much Money Story #2 - A Woman Catches Her Cheating Husband . . . When She Spots His Photo in the Background of a Newspaper Restaurant Review Story #3 - A Female Cop Catches a Criminal by Proposing to Him . . . Then Arresting Him at the Wedding

Story #1 - Newborn baby offered for $500 in a Craigslist ad Story #2 - Two Women Brawl in a Grocery Store Line Over Having Too Many Items in the Express Lane Story #3 - An Employee Found a Hidden Bathroom Camera at Work . . . and His Boss "Accidentally" Destroyed It While Taking It to the Cops

Story #1 - A felon in Arizona was arrested for stealing a burrito Story #2 - A Brother and Sister Are Arrested After an Argument About Riding Shotgun Story #3 - A Guy with a "Don't Drink and Drive" Bumper Sticker Is Arrested for . . . Well, You Can Probably Guess

Criminals today going WAY over the top.. Which is saying something Story #1 - Burglars Rip the Door Off a Convenience Store . . . Just to Steal a 12-Pack of Faygo Story #2 - A Woman Tries to Apologize During a Road Rage Argument . . . and the Other Guy Spits Food into Her Mouth Story #3 -  A burglar broke into a business, stole $1,500 from the safe . . . then did about $76,000 in damage by dumping soy sauce on electronics.  

McCall says the Florida Or Not stories are funny and that's bad for us. Story #1 - Wanted criminal fails to disguise himself with a pair of glasses...because of his neck tattoo Story #2 - Boozy driver claims his DUI on macking out with his drunk girlfriend Story #3 - Guy takes a taxi to and from a bank robbery 

While AJ & McCall declared November 1st National Check Out Day it appears Florida didn't get the memo. Story #1 - Cop tazes a guy crawling in the ceiling of a Wal-Mart Story #2 - Guy uses a stranger's Porsche as a battering ram to get his Nissan Altima out of the impound Story #3 - Wanted criminal is found sleeping in a bed Ikea

Not supporting your family, throwing pets and hiding drugs for Florida Or Not. Story #1 - Guy attacks his brother for not supporting his dream to audition for America's Got Talent Story #2 - Two ladies steal guinea pigs from a pet shop and use them as a weapon Story #3 - Police catch 380 pound suspect hiding meth in his belly button

All the stories are from the south that means it's going to be tricky. Story #1 - Professor that's an expert on money laundering is busted for money laundering Story #2 - Two DMV workers are arrested for taking bribes for letting people cut in line Story #3 - Guy busted with meth says the devil set him up

You can win tickets to another VFXclusive movie premiere! Story #1 - Guy tells police cocaine blew in to his car Story #2 - Guy crashes in to a fire hydrant and steals it but leaves his bumper Story #3 - Bank teller robs a guy who made a big withdraw

The stupid has been strong this week but now we're in to the Friday crazy. Story #1 - Paramedic cut a diamond ring off a dead lady's hand and sold it Story #2 - Guy fires in to the wrong vehicle after a road rage incident Story #3 - Fight between two cars in a drive thru turns violent

Maybe it's because we're heading towards the end of the year but the stupid is getting stronger. Story #1 - Airport baggage handler is arrested for intentionally changing the tags on luggage Story #2 - Guy gets kicked out of a strip club so he tries to blow it up Story #3 - Guy loses money in a game of cars so he kills the guy and sets his car on fire

How else would you get in to the villain mindset then by picking your favorite Disney villain? Story #1 - Guy is busted for taking sips out of wine trying to decide which one to buy Story #2 - Guy caught speeding says he needs to rush home because he was cheating on his wife Story #3 - Lady drove her SUV in to a landscaping trailer

When McCall starts with 'Oh good.' it isn't a good sign for Florida Or Not. Story #1 - Guy calls to report his marijuana was stolen but cops find cocaine on him Story #2 - Guy shot his lifelong friend over college football Story #3 - Guy violates his burglary probation by burglarizing his probation officer

It's a redemption round of Florida Or Not for the break-in edition. Story #1 - Intruder gets bit by a nearly toothless lady before escaping Story #2 - Guy breaks in to an apartment but the owner of the house fights with medieval weapons Story #3 - Guy smashes the glass of an adult store to save mannequins from going in to sex trafficking 

It's the redneck version of Florida Or Not! Story #1 - Drunk driver is busted because of the chicken on his shoulder Story #2 - Guy wearing shirt saying "Ain't Nothing Illegal til You Get Caught" gets arrested Story #3 - Video of a Wendy's employee taking a bath in the sink goes viral

Very intense staring and focus today. Story #1 - Guy arrested for drunk driving with his toddler in the back seat Story #2 - Shoeless guy in swim trunks falls from the sky on to the roof of a car Story #3 - Guy use sledgehammers to break in to a jewelry store and steal a GPS

Knock on wood that we don't get knocked off air before catching the Florida criminal. Story #1 - Fake patrol car setup to stop speeding gets hits by someone speeding Story #2 - Someone stole an electric shopping cart to make sure they don't get a DUI...it doesn't work Story #3 - High schooler is arrested for trying to hire a hit man to kill a faculty member

Thank goodness we aren't gonna get sued because it's actually 'It Man' in the story. Story #1 - Guy left his 5-year-old daughter alone at a Haunted House Story #2 - Guy intentionally flooded his vacation property to get a prostitute to leave Story #3 - Guy dressed as Pennywise messes with cars and gets arrested