Story #1 - 5 Guys got arrested at... Five Guys Story #2 - Chef gets fired after pouring boiling butter down a coworkers pants Story #3 - Topless woman doesn't get far after shoplifting

Is it possible McCall is a little closer to Florida Or Not then we know? Keeping us in business? Story #1 - Neighbors found chalk markings on the sidewalk and thought burglars were casing the house Story #2 - Guy drinks 30+ beers, passes out in a parking lot and tries to fight the cops Story #3 - Guy calls 911 because it's too hot in the back of the cop car

AJ already felt like a scum bag for his spying situation, but apparently he'll feel better after Florida Or Not. Story #1 - Smuggler busted for hiding cocaine under his toupee Story #2 - Guy gets arrested for assaulting someone with Bagel Bites Story #3 - Panhandler declines a job so the guy makes a sign to shame him

We've got a new job title we can add, we're bounty hunters. Story #1 - Guy takes his wife to a strip club and freaks out when they pull her up on stage Story #2 - Guy gets pulled over for speeding and had 179 pounds of marijuana in his car Story #3 - Two guys get in tiki torch fight in a mall food court

Alright Florida Bounty Hunters let's make sure to keep these criminals in the state for a reward. Story #1 - Guy faces a DUI after getting arrested and saying he's from the future...in 2015 Story #2 - Guy got arrested for leaving two kids at home to go to a strip club Story #3 - Whole neighborhood evacuated after someone calls in a toilet bomb like Lethal Weapon 2

We're back in familiar territory with McCall bringing the stories, and man are they tough.  Story #1 - Lady slashes boyfriend with knife because he's too tired Story #2 - Couple got pulled over with uranium, rattlesnake, a gun and open bottle of whiskey Story #3 - Guy in Captain America shirt attacks two people Thor style

It's definitely a little weird when AJ has to be the one telling the Florida stories. Story #1 - Mom is arrested for having her kids sit in an inflatable pool on the roof of her car Story #2 - Woman gets mad at the DMV line and fires off two shots Story #3 - Inmate sends a postcard to another inmate to murder another inmate, all three in the same prison

Who throws a snake, honestly?! Story #1 - Guy got arrested for hiding a bag of heroine in himself and saying it's not his Story #2 - Drunk guy jumps off a boat but has to be rescued out of the water Story #3 - Lady throws a snake at a lady to steal her SUV

Today we finally get a firework story, but is it a trap? Story #1 - Another ice cream licker has been arrested Story #2 - Guy steps on pizza while walking on tables and that starts a brawl Story #3 - Guy throws firecrackers under a 9-year-old's bed as a prank

Not just a weekend, a long weekend and a holiday with fireworks and explosions for McCall to pull from. Story #1 - Burglar tries using an inversion table during a break in but gets stuck Story #2 - Guy gets a DUI after stealing his neighbor's Cheerios Story #3 - Boy stabs his brother in the arm because jail would be better than the road trip with him

McCall is feeling generous? What does it mean 'there's a pretty good chance we'll win.' Story #1 - Speedo wearing man flags down deputies to show off his pot plant Story #2 - Lady gives waitress a $5000 on her boyfriend's card for revenge to go figure Story #3 - Felons gun falls out of his pants at a Basket and Robbins in front of three cops

What are; bad ways to cool down, catch your cheating spouse or to get a shave for Florida Or Not today? Story #1 - Guy gets pulled over for riding his scooter in the nude Story #2 - Lady falsely reported her husband killed her to see how the mistress would respond Story #3 - Guy is arrested for throwing his sweet and sour sauce at his girlfriend

It's a Monday and that means McCall has a whole lot of crazy to pull from. Story #1 - Guy breaks in to Wendy's, cooks a burger and steals a safe Story #2 - Guy breaks in to the Sheriff's Office, brings doughnuts as a peace offering Story #3 - Lady gets fired from Taco Bell and sets off pepper spray on the way out

Let's not mention the perfect week for Florida Or Not. Story #1 - Guy buys a McLaren and gets a speeding ticket and impounded in 10 minutes Story #2 - Man suspected of arson and vandalism texts in a selfie because he hates his mugshot Story #3 - Lady complains to the comps the hit man she hired to kill her husband ripped her off

A first timer today but do they have beginner's luck?  Story #1 - Lady broke in to her ex-girlfriend's home and attacked her with a lava lamp Story #2 - Guy that shot himself on accident in February and has been arrested four times since Story #3 - Cow smuggler gets kicked and dies on the spot

Someone who didn't win yesterday is back for a second chance. Story #1 - Guy uses his demolishing car to smash parked car outside of his house Story #2 - Guy at bar accidentally shoots himself after a reported bar encounter Story #3 - Video from doorbell captures a guy pooping in a driveway and then backing over it

Monday is always pretty tough for Florida Or Not, but that doesn't mean it gets any easier. Story #1 - Woman charged after giving estranged husband's guns to police Story #2 - Attempted robbery falls apart because it's not actually a gun Story #3 - Miss Hooters Girl runner-up beats up her boyfriend after he dumps her

Monday's are always the toughest because McCall has all weekend to collect crazy stories. Story #1 - Mom leaves son at McDonald's to go gamble Story #2 - Suspect throws poop at a judge and still gets acquitted Story #3 - Guy tries to pull over ex and pulls over three city councilmen 

AJ guarantees a victory and his teammate doesn't believe it. Do they get the win to end the week? Story #1 - Guy beats up a Wal-Mart greeter over some unpaid Gatorade Story #2 - Guy put his fluids in a female coworker's mug two times Story #3 - Guy who's wanted said he'd turn himself in for Facebook Likes

What better karma then to trash a state you hate driving through only for a person that just moved from that state to play Florida Or Not?  Story #1 - Guy gets busted for bringing 4-year-old on burglar spree Story #2 - Guy steals surveillance camera and didn't turn it off Story #3 - 29-year-old video game addict poisons his family's water supply for turning off the Wi-Fi

Once is dumb luck, can AJ get a streak of wins going after the rough week last week? Story #1 - Lady caught setting her neighbor's house on fire by her own security cameras Story #2 - Police drop felony charges for a woman who stole watches and hid them where you wouldn't look Story #3 - Guy fed meth to his attack squirrel to keep it aggressive 

Five out of the last six days McCall has won Florida Or Not, can we change that? Story #1 - Guy robs a Dunkin Doughnuts and takes an Uber as his getaway car Story #2 - Driver hits two pedestrians on purpose to get out of work Story #3 - Guy puts his landlord in a headlock because he took too many showers

This week was all McCall's. She only lost once!  Story #1 - Police chase ends with guy circling a mobile home park Story #2 - 4 year old drives his grandpa's car to go get a candy bar Story #3 - Guy steals a mail truck to get in to a police chase

Can we finally break the losing streak today? Story #1 - Lady gets arrested for drunk driving...in a Power Wheels Toy Story #2 - Guy gets busted for hiding meth in a box of 'fresh hot potato wedges' Story #3 - Lady stabs her boyfriend for complaining she packs too much 

McCall is collecting all the WWE tickets as our losing streak continues. Story #1 - Drunk guy steals a pizza delivery truck to take to his friend Story #2 - Burglars fail to break in to a spy shop Story #3 - Guy catches a lady who broke in to his house to microwave his butter

Two straight days of crazy tough headlines. Story #1 - Guy says the cocaine on his nose isn't his Story #2 - Man robs two banks...with an avacado Story #3 - Guy leaves a bang of drugs on the train with his ID

Monday is always tougher because McCall has a whole weekend of ratchet and crazy to pick from. Story #1 - Drinking game turns violent when guy follows the rules and stabs himself for losing Story #2 - Guy goes wrong way on the highway because "it's faster" Story #3 - Guy runs from the cops and gets naked and cover himself in mud before jumping in to a chicken coop 

Very rarely do we get the Florida Or Not win and possibly our own arrest. Story #1 - Two newlyweds and four guests got arrested for breaking in to an elementary school after the ceremony Story #2 - Lady argued with a 70-year-old man and hit him with her shoe at a Burger King Story #3 - VHS rental store was busted as a front for a gambling ring

It's been a bit since McCall stumped us. Story #1 - Thief takes a blowtorch to an ATM but seals it shut Story #2 - Guy gets kicked out of a strip club, fires at the bouncer and then crashes his car Story #3 - A backpack is stolen with $20,000, birth certificates, social security cards and green cards

We can't let any of the Florida Or Not crazy escape to anywhere else. Story #1 - Lady pulls on a gun for who's on next for karaoke Story #2 - Lady slapped a pregnant McDonald's manager because her McChicken was wrong Story #3 - Guy got arrested for pouring ketchup on his girlfriend while she slept

Two half tired brains makes for one fully functioning one right?  Story #1 - Guy brags to 911 after fleeing the cops and his phone is used to catch him Story #2 - School bus driver accused of driving drunk blames it on a doughnut  Story #3 - Guy assaults his brother with drum, guitar and microphone

Headlines Story 1 - Couple "hung out" on a bike trail and left their kids home along Story 2 - Home broken into by a Gator that drank all the wine Story 3 - Catholic School Principal resigns after being arrested, getting drunk at a strip club on a school field trip.

HEADLINES! Story 1 - Person found in a car at a police car auction Story 2 - Shoplifter hides in truck and douses herself in Mountain Dew to keep cool Story 3 - Lady robs Burger King because she wouldn't get her free fries

HEADLINES! Story 1 - An unflushed toilet sparked a plunger flinging brawl for roommates Story 2 - Burglar drops a trail of money after a break in and cops follow it to him Story 3 - Some guy shoplifts from the same Walmart 3 times in one day

The A (AJ) and A (Ajay) team Story #1 - Driver runs off on a police chase leaving his prosthetic leg with green croc Story #2 - Guy strips down walking with out shoes Story #3 - Guy told cops his name is Ben Dover

Ajay is calling his first shot but can he get it right?  Story #1 - Guy fleeing the police gets caught after filling his tank with diesel Story #2 - Cops are looking for a woman that stole $800 worth of toilet paper and vodka Story #3 - Guy is arrested for stealing $1500 that was 'calling out to him'

Ajay won his first round of Florida Or Not, but can he do it two days in a row? Story #1 - Guy found his house broken in to with nothing missing just cleaner Story #2 - Guy shoots himself in the manhood and has drugs fall out of him while getting surgery Story #3 - Guy doesn't pull over for police because of favors but cops find drugs

Sad, woah and just flat out stupid for today's Florida Or Not. And Bonus Florida Or Not, don't pull the fire alarm! Story #1 - Guy steals daughter's Girl Scout money to pay for a 'massage' and fakes a burglary Story #2 - Fight over hedgehog custody leads to a daughter hitting her mom Story 3# - Guy gets arrested for a third time for driving the wrong way on the highway

We have the perfect theme song to lead us in to Florida Or Not.Story #1 - Lady forgot to tell the jail about the pills she hid in her braStory #2 - Guy has his gun stolen at gun pointStory #3 - Two friends found a duck in a fast food place and get in to a brawl over it 

It's a fresh week and we want to start it with a win. Don't worry it isn't a grenade donation this time...again.Story #1 - Lady assaults her boyfriend for forgetting her boyfriendStory #2 - Jail guard booked in to his place of work after stealing an inmate's sneakersStory #3 - Guy hid in a bar until it closed and started drinking for free

Food for food; lots of crazy food stories for a chance for free breakfast.Story #1 - Pro Wrestler assaults a guy for a parking spaceStory #2 - A guy arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with a cheeseburgerStory #3 - Cop is investigating a stolen truck and it drives right past him

The stupid is EXTREME in today's Florida Or Not today.Story #1 - Stripper throws a coconut at a guy for filming herStory #2 - Cops catch a criminal after he Facebook messages them about the correct city he's inStory #3 - An art thief got arrested with a painting up his sweatshirt 

Are we getting crazier since today's Florida Or Not seems a bit more logical?Story #1 - Guy flips his car trying to get a spider off his legStory #2 - Guy gets busted using a skeleton as a passenger in the carpool laneStory #3 - Guy gets arrested for shooting hoops naked, says it enhances his skill

There's dumb criminals everywhere, but they don't compare to Florida. Story #1 - A guy impersonated an FBI agent before leaving live catfish and fleeingStory #2 - A guy dressed as the Joker was caught on camera stealing a tip jarStory #3 - A guy got caught inappropriate content on his computer and blamed it on West Nile Virus

Of course with a weekend to gather stories McCall is gonna have a whole mess of stupid to throw at us.Story #1 - Guy jumps out a moving car because of a bug and his car ended up in the waterStory #2 - 70-year-old guy gets busted for sitting on his sunroof while going 100 mphStory #3 - Guy just got probation for being drunk and calling in a fake terrorist attack because he was afraid of sitting at a bus stop

This is a crucial Florida Or Not because whoever wins, AJ or McCall, will win the week.Story #1 - Guy gets busted after leaving a backpack with meth and nun-chucks at a libraryStory #2 - Lady drove to jail to bail her boyfriend out with meth hidden in her pants and a revoked licenseStory #3 - Guy in a stolen cop car pulls over another guy in a stolen car

The criminals are subtle and Florida Or Not is a bit of a train wreck but can we keep the streak going?Story #1 - Guy goes to jail for refusing to remove an inappropriate bumper stickerStory #2 - Guy gets arrested for throwing concrete blocks at police carsStory #3 - Woman broke in to a house to pet the dog and wash the dishes

AJ is declaring victory after going oh fer two thus far this week but McCall starts us off with Bonus Florida Or Not to make it that much more challenging.Story #1 - Guy gets arrested for shooting at a man after an argument at 'Not So Boring Bar N Grill'Story #2 - A guy got hit by a car after running out in to traffic and then got arrestedStory #3 - Drunk driver got arrested for crashing his lawnmower in to a cop car

We still haven't won yet this week.Story #1 - Guy makes homemade dog poop bomb for revenge on his friendStory #2 - Guy named Corey Feldman stole his friends car and crashed it and got arrested for a DUIStory #3 - Guy with a service dog bit a cop at the airport, the guy bit the cop not the dog

With a whole weekend behind us that just means there's a whole weekend of stories for McCall to pull from.Story #1 - Fugitive tries to fool the cops with a horrible blonde wig but it doesn't workStory #2 - Reporter goes to a Denny's that failed a health inspection and gets beat upStory #3 - Lady had an alligator wander up to her front door