Ajay won his first round of Florida Or Not, but can he do it two days in a row? Story #1 - Guy found his house broken in to with nothing missing just cleaner Story #2 - Guy shoots himself in the manhood and has drugs fall out of him while getting surgery Story #3 - Guy doesn't pull over for police because of favors but cops find drugs

Sad, woah and just flat out stupid for today's Florida Or Not. And Bonus Florida Or Not, don't pull the fire alarm! Story #1 - Guy steals daughter's Girl Scout money to pay for a 'massage' and fakes a burglary Story #2 - Fight over hedgehog custody leads to a daughter hitting her mom Story 3# - Guy gets arrested for a third time for driving the wrong way on the highway

We have the perfect theme song to lead us in to Florida Or Not.Story #1 - Lady forgot to tell the jail about the pills she hid in her braStory #2 - Guy has his gun stolen at gun pointStory #3 - Two friends found a duck in a fast food place and get in to a brawl over it 

It's a fresh week and we want to start it with a win. Don't worry it isn't a grenade donation this time...again.Story #1 - Lady assaults her boyfriend for forgetting her boyfriendStory #2 - Jail guard booked in to his place of work after stealing an inmate's sneakersStory #3 - Guy hid in a bar until it closed and started drinking for free

Food for food; lots of crazy food stories for a chance for free breakfast.Story #1 - Pro Wrestler assaults a guy for a parking spaceStory #2 - A guy arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with a cheeseburgerStory #3 - Cop is investigating a stolen truck and it drives right past him

The stupid is EXTREME in today's Florida Or Not today.Story #1 - Stripper throws a coconut at a guy for filming herStory #2 - Cops catch a criminal after he Facebook messages them about the correct city he's inStory #3 - An art thief got arrested with a painting up his sweatshirt 

Are we getting crazier since today's Florida Or Not seems a bit more logical?Story #1 - Guy flips his car trying to get a spider off his legStory #2 - Guy gets busted using a skeleton as a passenger in the carpool laneStory #3 - Guy gets arrested for shooting hoops naked, says it enhances his skill

There's dumb criminals everywhere, but they don't compare to Florida. Story #1 - A guy impersonated an FBI agent before leaving live catfish and fleeingStory #2 - A guy dressed as the Joker was caught on camera stealing a tip jarStory #3 - A guy got caught inappropriate content on his computer and blamed it on West Nile Virus

Of course with a weekend to gather stories McCall is gonna have a whole mess of stupid to throw at us.Story #1 - Guy jumps out a moving car because of a bug and his car ended up in the waterStory #2 - 70-year-old guy gets busted for sitting on his sunroof while going 100 mphStory #3 - Guy just got probation for being drunk and calling in a fake terrorist attack because he was afraid of sitting at a bus stop

This is a crucial Florida Or Not because whoever wins, AJ or McCall, will win the week.Story #1 - Guy gets busted after leaving a backpack with meth and nun-chucks at a libraryStory #2 - Lady drove to jail to bail her boyfriend out with meth hidden in her pants and a revoked licenseStory #3 - Guy in a stolen cop car pulls over another guy in a stolen car

The criminals are subtle and Florida Or Not is a bit of a train wreck but can we keep the streak going?Story #1 - Guy goes to jail for refusing to remove an inappropriate bumper stickerStory #2 - Guy gets arrested for throwing concrete blocks at police carsStory #3 - Woman broke in to a house to pet the dog and wash the dishes

AJ is declaring victory after going oh fer two thus far this week but McCall starts us off with Bonus Florida Or Not to make it that much more challenging.Story #1 - Guy gets arrested for shooting at a man after an argument at 'Not So Boring Bar N Grill'Story #2 - A guy got hit by a car after running out in to traffic and then got arrestedStory #3 - Drunk driver got arrested for crashing his lawnmower in to a cop car

We still haven't won yet this week.Story #1 - Guy makes homemade dog poop bomb for revenge on his friendStory #2 - Guy named Corey Feldman stole his friends car and crashed it and got arrested for a DUIStory #3 - Guy with a service dog bit a cop at the airport, the guy bit the cop not the dog

With a whole weekend behind us that just means there's a whole weekend of stories for McCall to pull from.Story #1 - Fugitive tries to fool the cops with a horrible blonde wig but it doesn't workStory #2 - Reporter goes to a Denny's that failed a health inspection and gets beat upStory #3 - Lady had an alligator wander up to her front door

It's a redneck Florida Or Not!Story #1 - Guy tries to steal a huge rib roast by shoving it down his pantsStory #2 - Guy busted for robbing the same DQ twice in the same dayStory #3 - An argument over Ford versus Chevy ends in gun fire

Apparently AJ's dad at one point wanted to move to Florida, but he told him that'd be a mistake.Story #1 - A guy gets upset his parents kicked him out and flushes his grandparents ashesStory #2 - A pizza employee assaults a co-worker who spoiled Avengers EndgameStory #3 - Friends get caught pretending to be detectives to bust their friend out of jail

McCall has bonus Florida Or Not to apparently throw us off before we even get started. Story #1 - Lady calls 911 for advice on how to kill her boyfriendStory #2 - Lady caught with drugs after calling in a fake burglary to catch her husband cheatingStory #3 - An attempted robbery went awry and they hopped the fence to a nudist colony

It's never a good sign when McCall says it was a long weekend. Also, AJ has the Bonus Florida Or Not today.Story #1 - Best Buy burglars busted from butt dialingStory #2 - A guy exposes himself to a lady after giving her his business cardStory #3 - A guy was high and beat up a mattress 

There's a Florida Or Not type story inside Florida Or Not...Florida Or Notception!Story #1 - Good Samaritan takes a stranger who shot himself down under to the hospital Story #2 - Robber uses a grocery bag to hide his face but takes it off to carry the stuff he stoleStory #3 - Thieves steal over $450,000 in colonoscopy equipment

So AJ isn't as good at catching things with his mouth as he thought, but can he keep the winning streak going for Florida Or Not.Story #1 - 18-year-old kid threw a potato at his step-sister's head and got arrestedStory #2 - Lady tried to run over her ex-boyfriend and hit a pole insteadStory #3 - Drunk driver backs in to another car and doesn't realize he's towing the car

Fresh off of a 0 out 10 performance in Superhero Or Not, McCall is gonna want that win. AND Bonus Florida Or Not from an anti-hero bunny.Story #1 - A guy stole from Wal-Mart while his buddy did a dumb dance to distractStory #2 - Lady got arrested for attacking an 88-year-old woman for using her tablet to watch NetflixStory #3 - Someone broke in to a mansion and got caught taking a nap

Car Part or Not may not but AJ's game but he is much more experienced with Florida Or Not.Story #1 - Burglar wearing 'Be a Good Human' shirt steals over $100K in rings from a jewelry storeStory #2 - Woman goes to the police station to talk legalizing cocaine and gets arrested for being under the influenceStory #3 - A guy gropes a technician that was booking him in to jail

Florida isn't going to relax but you can with Lava Hot Springs tickets up for grabs.Story #1 - Pizza joint had to be shut down after laxatives were put in the pizzas for another employeeStory #2 - Kid got arrested for performing RKO on a fake alligatorStory #3 - Guy calls 911 because he got stuck out hiking but ends up stealing a firetruck 

Crocodiles and two grandma stories? There's no obvious Florida answer today.Story #1 - 82 year old lady for harassing her neighbors by blasting her 1920's musicStory #2 - Great grandma uses a baseball bat to fend off a car thiefStory #3 - Couple rescued from crocodile infested waters by writing help in the mud

It's a drug sandwich for Florida Or Not today.Story #1 - A guy on meth called the cops because he thought his husband got kidnapped, gets him arrestedStory #2 - Car salesman kidnaps a client, robs him and makes him smoke crackStory #3 - Lady turns herself in and had meth on her

Can we finally get our first W for the week on Florida Or Not? And a mini McDonalds debate within Florida Or Not. Story #1 - Lady beats up her boyfriend with his prosthetic legStory #2 - Lady trashes a restaurant for running out of chocolate ice creamStory #3 - Guy squirts a lady with a water gun filled with his own urine because of her dog

Yesterday was a stumper but today won't be right?Story #1 - Guy says he wasn't fleeing the cops he was just in a sports car and it goes fastStory #2 - Guy got arrested for drunk driving his motorcycle in to a factory and stealing a forkliftStory #3 - Couple gives cookies to strikers that are filled with laxatives 

One of our better prizes for Florida Or Not, but man it's tough to win these X Ambassador tickets.Story #1 - Guy throws molotov at his neighbors mobile home and then his home also catches on fireStory #2 - Lady beats up her husband because he didn't respond to "Am I pretty?"Story #3 - Never fight a man with an eye patch outside an underground strip club

Plenty of stupidity lead in to Florida Or Not, but there's definitely some logic some of the stories.Story #1 - Police officer plants drugs in a guys car because he's dating the cops' exStory #2 - Group party ends with a girlfriend lighting a boyfriend's apartment on fireStory #3 - Drunk guy tries to fight an Olive Garden employee before eating spaghetti shirtless 

Try as he might, AJ couldn't get to the right answer today. Story #1 - Lady steals a motorized cart and gets on the highway to go to a Waffle HouseStory #2 - Guy stabs his father, hit his mom with a mug because he thought they poisoned his dinnerStory #3 - Woman vandalizes her neighbor's Easter Display while local news is there

McCall is back so that means AJ is on your side again.Story #1 - Guy with an 8 million dollar private island gets caught stealing from KMartStory #2 - An Uber driver drops someone off at the airport and then goes back to rob the houseStory #3 - Some thieves keep stealing the cars from police cars

Now AJ has to give out the headlines? That's different and apparently it's Connecticut or Florida.Story #1 - Baseball parents use gas and set a field on fireStory #2 - 25 year old drunk guy fights the whole bar before being assaulted by his girlStory #3 - Guy flees on foot before being caught by a cop in tap dancing shoes

Utah finds its way in to Florida Or Not in the first day of X Ambassador tickets. Story #1 - Drunk woman ask cops to let her smoke weed before going to jailStory #2 - Guy gets out of jail and immediately breaks in to a carStory #3 - Man chokes cashier for putting chips in the same bag as canned goods

Thank goodness we've got those second chances because Florida sure as heck doesn't need it.Story #1 - Terrible burglar gets pants caught in robbery and hangs upside downStory #2 - Two customers stab a manager after they don't get an itemStory #3 - Cops catch a drug dealer with all his detailed dealings in a notebook

Sometimes we've just got to listen to the headlines just to get by the shock value. Story #1 - Two drunk idiots shot each other with bullet proof vests on and lied at the hospitalStory #2 - Guy got arrested for a bunch of things and then wrote down drug dealer for his occupationStory #3 - A guy blows up another guy's car because he honked at his girlfriend six weeks later

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McCall says AJ is gonna love this Florida Or Not, what the heck does that mean?Story #1 - Criminals draw on their faces with markers to disguise themselvesStory #2 - Guy goes viral for catching a huge fish and gets a ticketStory #3 - Lady is busted for driving on just a rim and a margarita in her cup holder

We've got to take a break from the pranking to talk about things people did on purpose.Story #1 - Bride embezzles $93,000 for a butt liftStory #2 - Guy uses a wanted poster as his profile pictureStory #3 - Guy arrested for being naked and getting in a fight with himself

AJ never likes to lose but especially going in to the weekend.Story #1 - Guy graffities the Dolai Lama on a wall and then gets arrested for spitting in a woman's faceStory #2 - Guy attempts a Mission Impossible burglary at a Target but it failsStory #3 - Guy pays $500 to multiple people in a hotel to come 'hang out' and they all bail

We all need to relax so when a pair of yoga classes to do, but McCall says she can't believe the stupidity today.Story #1 - Guy says they aren't his socks after cops find drugs in the socks he's wearingStory #2 - Guy fakes an armed robbery to get out of his shift at workStory #3 - A fight breaks out when a guy shows up for a booty call but refuses to take off his shoes

McCall has deemed this a toughie. Story #1 - Guy gets busted with fake urine and says it's his wife's fetishStory #2 - Drunk driver tries to cover the smell of booze on his breath by spraying axe body spray on his tongueStory #3 - Car thief gets a 4 year ban from drinking Pepsi

Fresh off the news that you can have an alligator in Alaska you know Florida has to top that. Story #1 - Lady stabs boyfriend for them getting them kicked out of a Bryan Adams concertStory #2 - Guy spikes his co-workers drink with LSD because of his negative energyStory #3 - Lady throws pizza all over the owner because she's unhappy with the service

New week means time for a new streak, especially since all of our brackets are on fire.Story #1 - Little League manager steals money from team then robs a bank to pay it backStory #2 - Hot air balloon thief gets busted at a hot air balloon festivalStory #3 - Guy cancels bachelor party when his best man embezzles $10,000

Even as mad as AJ is about his bracket and bets, there's nothing he hates more than going in to the weekend on a Florida Or Not losing streak Story #1 - Lady got trapped in a parking garage and broke the arm to get out and gets arrested Story #2 - Guy steals a taxi to go to Six Flags but it's closed Story #3 - Guy crashes in to a store to steal two bears but causes over $15,000 in damage

Two people getting run over by a car? Story #1 - Drunk guy dares mom to run him over and she does Story #2 - Arby's Manager attacks employee with pepper spray and a knife Story #3 - Guy caught after a high speed chase gets out and break dances

We figured out what Florida Man story was ours and then we got retweeted by Florida Man Bot, pressure is on! Story #1 - Guy shoots himself in the foot trying to kill a cockroach Story #2 - Guy in a unicorn costume robbed a story Story #3 - A man named Mr. Perfect threw pancake batter at someone and was arrested for battery

Will McCall find herself lucky enough to win some tickets? Story #1 - Guy with knife tries to rob store but cashier has a bigger knife and locks him in the store Story #2 - Guy gets out of jail and breaks in to a car in the parking lot to go back to jail Story #3 - Drunk drivers call the cops on each other and both get arrested 

Two alligator stories?! McCall is just trying to throw us off the crazy Florida scent. Story #1 - Guy ties 12 foot alligator to a tree to keep it as a pet Story #2 - Charlie Brown arrested for keeping an alligator as a pet Story #3 - Drunk guy tries to catch a ride with a school bus

More bonus Florida Or Not? McCall is bringing it to try and sneak in to the drawing. Story #1 - Guy shoots his roommate for taking his chicken off the oven Story #2 - Woman attacks Burger King employees for putting tomatoes on her burger Story #3 - Hangry guy bites off his girlfriend's thumb in a Taco Bell drive thru

Bonus Florida Or Not right off the bat, which is just used to throw us off our game. Story #1 - Taco Bell customer jumps in to a lady's car and drives straight in to a light pole Story #2 - Elderly woman gets in a fight with her husband over pickle ball Story #3 - Guy walks in to Subway to make his own sandwich, ring up a few people and steal $20