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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/06/20

McCall's been gone, but don't worry... People are still doing crazy stuff  Story #1 - Man Throws Lit Firecrackers Under Sleeping 9-Year-Old's Bed in Worst July 4 Prank Ever Story #2 - Three carjackers failed when somehow none of them could get a woman's car to start Story #3 - A Guy Who Slashes Women's Tires to Try to Meet Them Is Busted . . . When He Does It to the Same Woman Twice

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/29/20

Segways and stripper poles and drunk driving, oh my...  Story #1 - A Drunk Woman Crashed Her Pickup After Picking Up a Drunk Friend Who'd Crashed His Pickup Story #2 - An elderly couple caused a traffic backup as they drove their motorized scooters down the highway to the beach. Story #3 - A Guy Stole a Stripper Pole After Using His Membership Card at an Adult Store

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/26/20

Alligators and fireworks.... Sounds like a.. party?  Story #1 - A guy at a store beat a man with a sausage.  One report we saw said it was because the guy wasn't wearing a mask.  Another report claims the guy with the sausage was just angry after the store wouldn't sell him any alcohol before 9:00 A.M. Story #2 - A Group Is Busted with a Truckload of Illegal Fireworks, and Three Dead Alligators Story #3 - A 28-year-old guy stole a $1 million yacht and crashed it into a bunch of pilings.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/24/20

McCall says that ONE of these stories is the DUMBEST thing she's ever heard.... What do you think? Story #1 - A 45-year-old guy filed a quarter-million-dollar lawsuit after he kissed a woman and she gave him a cold sore Story #2 - A guy with a pound of weed tried to steal a small plane and fly it to California.  He was arrested.  Story #3 - A Carjacker Steals a Woman's Car by Sitting in Her Lap and Driving Off

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/23/20

What's the weirdest thing you've seen being towed behind a Porsche? Hot tub.  Story #1 - A driver got a ticket after police caught them using a makeshift wooden trailer to tow a hot tub down the road with their Porsche. Story #2 - A woman kicked in her ex-boyfriend's door . . . chased him out of the house . . . threw his dinner on the floor, and left.  He told police she caused $300 in damage to the door, plus $8 in damage to the barbecue chicken he was eating Story #3 - A guy was arrested after he led cops on a high-speed chase, because he didn't want to miss a flight. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/22/20

This weekend got... Crazy? Story #1 - A Burglar Gets Stuck in a Window and Has to Call the Fire Department Story #2 - A guy was arrested for drinking Natty Light and Captain Morgan on the street.  And when cops asked for his name, he said it was Michael Corleone .... Al Pacino's character in "The Godfather" Story #3 - A woman who burned two police cars during protests  was caught after police found the shirt she was wearing on Etsy... noticed a review she'd left... and used it to identify her. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/18/20

Walmart and naked people... The two things all three stories have in common today... wowzers  Story #1 - Man Arrested for McDonald's Machete Attack, Walmart Fire-Extinguisher Spraying Story #2 - Police Finally Catch a Nude Man Who Spent 12 Hours Perched on Top of a Pole Story #3 - A guy is facing indecent exposure charges for stripping down at Walmart and then running naked to Sam's Club. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/17/20

NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING CLAWSSSSSS  Story #1 - A Guy Tries to Avoid Getting Arrested by Throwing White Claws at the Cops Story #2 - A woman hit and badly injured a 12-year-old kid on a bike with her car . . . then sued him because his bike scratched her car . . . and she WON.  Story #3 - Cops are looking for a guy who stole seven bottles of wine by stuffing them down his pants.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/12/20

Drugs and people robbing grandma... Oh boy Story #1 - Sex Offender Swallows Meth, Almost Hits Squad Car While Trying to Ditch Cops Story #2 - A Guy Pleads Guilty to Breaking into His Grandmother's House to Steal $1.25 Worth of Hot Dogs Story #3 - Police are searching for two people who went to a Pizza Hut and pulled a gun on an employee after a delivery driver forgot their two-liter bottle of soda.  

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/11/20

AJ said YESTERDAY was the HARDEST Florida Or Not in the HISTORY of Florida Or Not.... HE WAS WRONG. It's today.  Story #1 - Man Arrested After Mud-Wrestling With Police Dog Story #2 - A Guy Broke into a Waffle House and Cooked Himself Three Meals Story #3 - A former judge who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million for shrinking one pair of his pants has been suspended by the Board of Professional Responsibility for misconduct. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/10/20

AJ said today is the HARDEST Florida Or Not in the HISTORY of Florida Or Not.... Decide for yourself Story #1 - A Guy Tried to Run Over . . . Then Shoot . . . Someone Who Confronted Him for Reckless Driving Story #2 -A man is facing felony charges after he let a 12-year-old drive his Jeep 85 miles-an-hour . . . because he'd been drinking and also wanted to be a, quote, "cool father."  Story #3 - A guy casually walked into a hospital with a crossbow arrow lodged in his chest.  He said he'd accidentally shot himself.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/08/20

Monday usually mean that the weekend got CRAZY.. Decide for yourself...  Story #1 - Man Impersonates Prosecutors in Attempt to Get Extortion Charges Dropped Story #2 - A Woman Attacked Her Ex and Pooped on His Doorstep When He Poured Wine Into the Wrong Type of Glass Story #3 - A drunk guy broke into a zoo because he said he wanted to, quote, "Look at the monkeys."  And the zoo didn't even have monkeys.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 06/02/20

Y'know, the whole reason we were staying at home was to avoid naked ambulance stealers, right? Story #1 - A Naked Guy Steals an Ambulance and Crashes It into a Building Story #2 - A guy told the cops he couldn't have been the one who stole prescription drugs out of his sister's purse . . . because he only uses heroin.  He even offered to show his needles as proof. Story #3 - Man Gets 60 Days in Jail for Attacking McDonald's Worker Over Straw

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/29/20

Airport money, and master thieves, and gift card car crashing... oh my. Story #1 -A guy who calls himself a "master thief" is hoping to catch a break on his prison sentence for breaking into a Brink's warehouse and accidentally setting millions of dollars on fire.   Story #2 - Man Drinks Wine in Winn-Dixie, Flees When Gift Card's Denied, Crashes Car, Where Cops Find Crack Story #3 - A man was busted trying to fly with $139,000 in cash.  Apparently he was going to an area, quote, "known for illegal narcotics." 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/28/20

Y'know.... Flashing, hot pockets, and wall weapons???  Story #1 - A guy was busted for an elaborate plan to hide weapons in the walls of a jail . . . which included him practicing wall cutting in his basement and posing as a construction worker.   Story #2 - A Man Who Broke Into a Bank Says He Just Needed to Heat Up His Hot Pockets Story #3 -  Man Caught Flashing Genitals in McDonald's Drive-Thru for 2nd Time in as Many Months

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/22/20

WE HAVE A CRIMINAL FROM UTAH?!?!?!?!  Story #1 - A Guy Is Busted Stealing People's Garage Doors to Install at Other Homes Story #2 - A guy was arrested on Tuesday for the fourth time in a week.  The first three were traffic and drug charges . . . the fourth was after a high-speed police chase. Story #3 - Four older men got into a paint fight at a Home Depot and most of it was caught on camera. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/21/20

Cops are on the lookout for... a couple crazy criminals.... Story #1 - Police are trying to find a guy who was filmed doing push-ups on top of a moving car.  Story #2 - Police are looking for an arsonist on the loose who uses a flame thrower.  Story #3 - Woman Tries to Kiss Strangers at Bar, Then Calls 911 5 Times to Complain About Lack of Social Distancing

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/20/20

Sheep ransoms, naked cleaning, and fake butt shots???? WTF Story #1 - A woman held another person's sheep for ransom until they paid her what she thought they owed her.   Story #2 - A 56-year-old woman was arrested for cleaning her garage topless . . . then banging on a recycling bin to get her neighbor's attention to make sure they saw her.  Their kids ALSO saw her.  Story #3 - A man said he was shot in the butt . . . but the hospital staff couldn't find any bullet or sign of a bullet.  

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/19/20

ONE of the stories made McCall CRY. Yes, because of a dog. Story #1 - A woman  wound up setting her mobile home on fire after an argument over a missing towel. Story #2 - Cops Raid a Guy's Home for Drugs . . . and Find He Escaped Naked to the Roof Story #3 - A guy broke into a hospital cancer ward, drank two bottles of hand sanitizer, peed on the floor, threw up, pulled down a curtain to use as a blanket, and fell asleep.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/18/20

A "tell" and not an "ask, some watermelon heads, AND A DOMESTIC POULTRY PELTING?! It was a busy weekend for the dumb criminals....  Story #1 - A guy was banned from a McDonald's after he was upset that he was "told" and not "asked" to pull forward in the drive-thru . . . and he got into an argument with the staff that required police intervention.  Story #2 - Cops Catch Someone Who Wore a Watermelon on Their Head to Rob a Convenience Store Story #3 - A guy was arrested for throwing a piece of raw chicken at his wife during an argument.  It hit her in the back of the head.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/15/20

Poop throwing, head stabbing, and bomb... threating??? Why does Florida have to be like this???? Story #1 - A man is facing charges after he tweeted a bomb threat to the FBI, then kept taunting the FBI that they wouldn't find his bombs.  There were no bombs . . . and they tracked him down and arrested him.  Story #2 - Man Pours Beer on Wife, Who Stabs Him in Head With Oyster-Shucking Screwdriver Story #3 - Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Threw Her Poop at Taco Bell Employees

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/13/20

MOTHERS DAY edition of Florida Or Not Story #1 - A woman was caught on camera running over a bunch of headstones in a cemetery . . . as she tried to beat traffic on Mother's Day.  Story #2 - A Guy Gets High, Strips Down, Steals His Mom's Car, and Gets in a Police Chase . . . on Mother's Day Story #3 - A woman was arrested for hitting her husband with the bouquet of flowers he bought for Mother's Day. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/08/20

Today... Very serious moved in Florida Or Not. What the h*ck Story #1 - Man Shoots & Kills Roommate During Simulated Combat Game Story #2 - A Guy Climbs Under a Moving Wine Trunk on the Highway to Have a Drink Story #3 - A court has ruled that a guy who blew off a bunch of fingers when he was playing around with fireworks at his job should not get worker's comp

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/07/20

People clearly forgot how to drive while staying home...  Story #1 - The Cops Handcuffed a Woman in a Stormtrooper Costume Holding a Toy Gun for a "Star Wars" Day Event Story #2 - A driver accidentally backed up on TOP of two other cars in a bank parking lot.  Story #3 - A guy was pulled over on Monday morning for doing 192 miles-per-hour.  He told the cops he was on his way to breakfast. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/06/20

Today.. Today is the EPITOME of Florida Or Not.. The dumbest of the DUMB criminals. Story #1 - Three teenagers are in trouble with the cops after they pooped on a guy's car.  Story #2 - Two guys threw almost $1 million out of a car during a police chase . . . they were planning to use the money to buy marijuana Story #3 - A Guy Trying to Get Rid of His Crack Pipe During a Traffic Stop Accidentally Throws It Into a Cop's Face

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/05/20

Why are people doing weird things?? Cause it's a Tuesday and Florida can't stop won't stop. Story #1 - Man Fires AR-15 at Dirt Bikers "Tormenting the Neighborhood," Cops Say Story #2 - A Man Is Arrested for Mooning Several Customers at Walmart and Recording Their Reactions Story #3 - A 75-year-old guy got into a police chase on Sunday that topped out at 140 miles-per-hour.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 05/04/20

FIRST DAY back in the studio which means WINNING!!! But what is in the water stupid criminals are drinking this week??? Story #1 -  A 21-year-old was arrested this week for killing a mail carrier, because she hadn't delivered his stimulus check yet. Story #2 - A guy slashed someone's tire with a screwdriver . . . because he said the CAR was making sexual advances toward him Story #3 - Man Gets 2 DUIs in 1 Week, With & Without Mustache

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