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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/25/20

AJ is eating charcoal.... is this a normal day in the AJ and McCall book??? Story #1 - Man Arrested for Pulling Gun on Strangers He Thought Could Give Him Coronavirus Story #2 - Two guys who broke into a computer store by smashing through the brick wall with sledgehammers Story #3 - A Couple Gets Into a Naked Wrestling Match in Their Car After Sex Because of a "Pee Napkin"

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/23/20

We did a weekend of chilling, but we know that criminals did NOT do a weekend of chilling...  Story #1 - A 23-year-old guy who lied about having coronavirus on social media has been arrested for a misdemeanor charge of making a false alarm or false report. Story #2 - Someone stole 61 bags of Dippin' Dots from a storage unit . . . and the freezer they were being stored in.  Story #3 - A Hotel Cleaner Is Busted for Stealing 66 Rolls of Toilet Paper from a Marriott

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/17/20

AJ is back to help YOU win, and GOOD LUCK WITH THAT Story #1 - Man Tries to Eat Dead Man's Debit Card in Front of Cops, Admits to Having Cocaine in Pocket Story #2 -A guy drove a cement mixer while impaired, and smashed into a cop car.  The cop wound up with a broken leg. Story #3 - A Guy Who Stole an Ancient Artifact Has Returned It Because of Coronavirus Fears

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/12/20

CoronaVirus is running RAMPANT so we're gonna win T-Shirts Story #1 - A couple was arrested for stealing more than $1,000 worth of beer from Target.  Story #2 - A Guy in a $520,000 Rolls Royce Made His Chauffeur Get in a Police Chase Because He Was Having an Affair in the Back Story #3 - Drunk, Nearly Naked Man Tased & Arrested After "Slinging Genitals" at Cops, Neighbors

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/11/20

Would you offer people dinner if you stole it from the store?? Story #1 - Man Arrested for Stealing Fish & Potatoes From Supermarket, Impersonating U.S. Marshal Story #2 - Two Drunk College Students Are Caught Making Out in a Police Station . . . They Thought It Was a Dorm Story #3 -A woman was arrested after she posted bail for someone . . . the bail money smelled like marijuana . . . and the cops found drugs when they searched her.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/05/20

What the actual what is happening? Story #1 -Two robbers broke into the wrong house . . . apologized profusely to the people inside . . . but still robbed them because they, quote, "had to get something out of it." Story #2 - Man Gives Cops Fake ID Belonging to Wanted Criminal, Gets Arrested Story #3 -Woman Bites Truck-Stop Camel in the Testicles After It Sits on Her

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 03/03/20

With AJ coming back maybe JUST MAYBE we can find a winner  Story #1 - A man was arrested for public intoxication for getting into a shouting match with a parked, unoccupied Porsche Story #2 - A man wearing just boxer shorts stole an ambulance and got into a long police chase on Friday night, which included him smashing into lots of other cars Story #3 - Man Wearing Bra, No Pants Burglarizes Cars

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/28/20

A new study says  that 50% of people in the USA will wear masks for the Corona Virus... Will AJ and McCall? Story #1 - Someone Stole a Hearse with a Body Inside . . . Then Crashed in a High-Speed Police Chase Story #2 - A Guy Was Arrested for Dumping a Bucket of Cow Manure on Someone's Head Story #3 - A Driver Manages to Get Three Speeding Tickets in an Hour

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/25/20

AJ is still CONVINCED that a pizza box in the oven is the BEST storage, rather than putting it in the fridge....  Story #1 - A Man Attacks Two McDonald's Workers for Giving Him Water for Free . . . and Not Charging Him $100 Story #2 - A Drug Dealer Lost $58 Million in Bitcoin When His Landlord Threw Out the Codes He'd Hidden in His Fishing Equipment Story #3 - A Guy Is Arrested for Going Table to Table at IHOP at 3:00 A.M. Offering to Show People His Junk

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/20/20

I guess research is finding lobster blood COULD cure cancer.. So, what about the side effects? Could you turn into lobster man??  Story #1 - A burglar in Tennessee dropped his notebook . . . where he kept notes on his other burglaries.  Story #2 - Police Catch Guys Who Stole Drugs From a CVS by Following Their Trail of Empty Pill Bottles Story #3 - Two Married Off-Duty Cops Stop a Robbery During Their Date Night

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/19/20

Kids do a good job embarrassing you... Cold Insults start off Florida Or Not and then it goes to kids that are 36 being upset you won't pay for their phones... Really.  Story #1 - A Woman Stabs Her First Cousin . . . Who's Also Her Boyfriend . . . After an Argument Story #2 - A 36-Year-Old Woman Repeatedly Calls 911 After Her Parents Stopped Paying for Her Cell Phone Story #3 - Man Drinks All Day, Takes Hallucinogenic Drugs, Goes on Sledgehammer Rampage to "Kill Demons"

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/18/20

McCall thinks there's ONE story that REEEEALLY stand out....  Story #1 - A guy with "crime pays" tattooed on his forehead has been arrested again.  Story #2 - An Uber driverwas charged with kidnapping after he got into a chase with a driver who hit him . . . and wouldn't let his passengers out. Story #3 - A Naked Man Is Tased in the Junk After He Tried to Escape From a Grocery Store With Steaks in His Pants

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/17/20

With a LONNNNG weekend, we KNOW that the criminals are going to be hard to catch in Florida Or Not Story #1 - A guy was arrested mid-stream while he peed on a police car's bumper.  Story #2 - A Drunk Driver Is Arrested When He Pulls Over a Cop Story #3 - cop catch a shoplifter at Walmart after random guy rammed the shoplifter with his shopping cart.  

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/14/20

It's THE DAY OF VALENTINE so OBVIOUSLY there are stories about dating in Florida Or Not.  Story #1 - A Man Gets Prison Time for Robbing a Bank on a First Date . . . and Forcing His Date to Be His Getaway Driver Story #2 - A woman attacked her boyfriend and punched out some windows after she got drunk at a bowling alley and he turned her down when she got home. Story #3 -A Guy Robbed a Taco Bell Then Tried to Hide Out in a Strip Club 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/13/20

Stories about poop, bourbon and cocaine, and music about guilt... What could go wrong? Story #1 - Man Gets Arrested After Asking Cop for Directions While Drunk & Carrying Cocaine Story #2 - A Guy Gets a Drunk Driving Charge Dismissed by Writing and Performing an Original Song Story #3 - A Woman Who Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine's Day Card Gets Prison Time

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/12/20

With AJ out this morning CAN McCALL FIND A WINNER TO QUALIFY FOR LAVA HOT SPRINGS PASSES?!?!?! Story #1 - A Sheriff Catches a Wanted Fugitive When They Happen to Be Picking Up Pizza at the Same Time Story #2 - Man pumps 30 gallons of gas into wrong hole of boat Story #3 - A Drugged-Up Trucker Had a Full Music Studio in His Front Seat to Record Songs While He Drove

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 02/04/20

MAN things are getting crazy today Story #1 - A Guy Shaves His Beard, Then Threatens to Kill a Coworker for Making Fun of His Freshly Shorn Face Story #2 - A Woman Smeared Dog Poop in Her Fiancé's Face During an Argument Story #3 - Two neighbors got into a fight over one guy peeing in public . . . and it turned into a gunfight.  One of the guys wound up taking a bullet to the face.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 01/30/20

McCall wrote a horror story once upon a time about Italy.. What was her monster????? Florida Criminal??? Story #1 - A Guy Is Arrested for Repeatedly Calling the Police to Hit on the Dispatchers Story #2 - A 76-year-old woman who was visiting someone in jail accidentally crashed into it when she mistook the gas for the brake.   Story #3 - A woman has been arrested for driving a getaway car for her 15-year-old son during a robbery. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 01/29/20

Undercover cops.. everywhere.. and yet we still have stories like this. Story #1 -A guy was running from the cops and tried to carjack a getaway car . . . but there was an undercover cop inside.  Story #2 - A guy was in court for a marijuana possession charge . . . and lit up a joint in the courtroom.  Story #3 - Cops Have to Rescue a Car Thief Who Somehow Got Locked Inside the Car

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 01/23/20

No McCall today means AJ has to deliver the stories and the Chocolate Mamba tries to stay undefeated. Story #1 - Woman throws a bible at her boyfriend's head and still gets to attack him again Story #2 - Guy steals lingerie, lube and a lot of inappropriate things from an adult store Story #3 - A library is looking for a the person who left a wrapped slice of cheese as a bookmark 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 01/22/2020

I mean some of these criminals make sense??? Story #1 - A Dad Tackles a High School Wrestler During a Match for Performing an Illegal Move on His Son Story #2 - A Guy Tries to Hide From the Cops Underwater . . . but Is Caught When He Comes Up for Air Story #3 - Two guys used a forklift to break into a building . . . then used a cherry picker to steal a two-ton safe inside.  

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