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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 09/09/20

Will criminals never learn...? Hiring a hitman from the internet is NEVER A GOOD OPTION. Story #1 - A Woman Tries to Hire a Hitman to Off Her Husband's Mistress as a "Birthday Gift" to Herself Story #2 - A Guy Sets a Man's Car on Fire . . . And Accidentally Sets Himself on Fire Too Story #3 - A Man Calls 911 More Than 1,100 Times and Wanted to Sell Them Egg Rolls

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/31/20

Stealing a school bus... probably the DUMBEST MOVE EVER in Florida Or Not. Story #1 - A Guy Steals a School Bus and Drives It Home . . . 275 Miles Away Story #2 -A guy was arrested after cops found almost a pound of cocaine in his truck . . . including some sitting on top of a stack of bacon.  Story #3 -A woman who bit off a chunk of her friend's ear in the back of a cab avoided jail time and was sentenced to community service and a curfew. 

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/27/20

Teeth fixing in the rear view mirror leading to a car crash?? yep....  Story #1 - A burglar didn't steal anything during a break-in . . . but left behind a deer skull and antlers Story #2 - And a guy crashed into a cop car when he was distracted checking his teeth in the rear-view mirror Story #3 - A Guy Runs Himself Over by Jumping Out of His Moving Car During a Police Chase

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/25/20

Excessive farting..... yep..  Story #1 - A Woman Beats Up Her Dad Over His Excessive Flatulence Story #2 - A guy was arrested after he livestreamed himself breaking into an ATM. Story #3 - A parrot tried to tell its owner the house was being robbed last week by squawking, "Hello!" over and over . . . but the owner ignored the bird because, quote, "he isn't always a reliable source of information."

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/24/20

Dontcha hate it when random plants just appear in your yard?? Story #1 - A guy with a bunch of stolen plants and trees claimed they just showed up on his property one day. Story #2 - A Woman Files for Divorce Because She Was Sick of Her Husband Never Arguing with Her Story #3 - A Guy Steals Lottery Scratchers from a Store . . . Then Goes Back to Cash in His Winnings

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/21/20

Plane stealing, lemonade stand stealing, and house arrest robbery?? Florida Or Not on a Friday....  Story #1 - Two boys running a lemonade stand were robbed at gunpoint Story #2 - A Guy Without a Pilot's License Isn't Allowed to Rent a Plane, So He Stole One . . . and Crashed Story #3 - Three men into a house . . . while they were wearing their GPS ankle bracelets.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/20/20

Everyday we think, "we'll run out of stories someday..." I mean, not today, but someday..  Story #1 - Man Fires "Warning Shots" in Hotel Lobby Because Mother & Son Weren't Social Distancing Story #2 - A guy into a closed courtroom after he was released from jail and got onto the computer because the password was under the keyboard.  Then he tried to hide from the cops when they went to arrest him Story #3 - A Guy Steals a Logging Truck and Accidentally Crushes His Own Vehicle with It

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/19/20

Changing tires, dead animals on graves, AAAAAND HAWAIIAN SHIRT FOUR LOKO GUY. OUR FAVORITE Story #1 - A Guy Changes a Stranger's Tire in St. Louis . . . Then Robs Them Story #2 - A 78-Year-Old Is Arrested for Vandalizing His Neighbor's Grave Five Years After He Died Story #3 - A guy in a Hawaiian shirt was arrested after he got drunk on Four Loko and swung a five-foot tree branch at cars

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/17/20

Climbing on the hood of semi's, stealing cop cars, and reporting a wallet left at a crime scene as "stolen" when you left it there... hmmmmm HAPPY MONDAY! Story #1 - Trucker Tries to Burn Man With Cigarette After He Climbs on Hood of Semi in Road-Rage Incident Story #2 - A Burglar Leaves His Wallet Behind and Then Reports It Stolen Story #3 - Cops stopped when they saw a car theft suspect . . . but as they talked to him, he hopped into the driver's seat of one of their cars and took off.  They tracked him down about a half hour later and arrested him.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/14/20

Wasting waste water over a bike, a drunk cab caper, and a pink taser rob. It's a HAPPY FRIDAY Florida Or Not! Story #1 - Man Flushes Toilet Repeatedly Until Jail Cell Floods, Threatens to Kill Guard After Stealing Bike Story #2 - A Drunk Guy Running from the Cops Mistakes an Unmarked Police Car for a Taxi . . . And Hops In Story #3 - A Date Goes Bad When a Woman Robs the Guy Using a Pink Taser

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/13/20

Oh great, food and fighting Story #1 - A woman was arrested after she towed her son and his friend home from a long bike ride by using a towel as a tow line . . . and her son fell off and got run over by his friend. Story #2 - A Woman Flips Out at Burger King When She Can't Get a Burger at 9:00 A.M. Story #3 - A Man Is Busted Driving Drunk on the Highway on a Lawn Mower

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/12/20

UTAH IS IN FLORIDA OR NOT?????  Story #1 - A guy tried to order from a McDonald's drive-thru on foot . . . and when they wouldn't make him a burger, he busted into the closed store and assaulted an employee. Story #2 - A Guy Gets a Fine for Breaking Lockdown . . . To Get Away from His Roommate's Loud Sex Story #3 - A Man Caught With Drugs in His Pockets Says a Stranger Walking By Gave Him the Pants

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/07/20

Collectively, almost 40 cars were ruined in Florida Or Not today...  Story #1 - Toyota Camry Jumps Row of Cars at Ford Dealership Before Crashing Into SUVs Story #2 - A 13-year-old was sitting on his grandmother's lap to drive on Tuesday and crashed into five people.  The grandma is facing charges. Story #3 - A guy smashed a stolen pickup truck into 26 cars in 40 miles before the cops caught him

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 08/05/20

Car jacking with a sawed off shotgun, a fedora steal, and a naked batman... Things are getting liiiiiit in Florida Or Not today...  Story #1 - A carjacker was busted when he took a nap in the stolen car Story #2 - A Guy Who Is Caught Breaking into a Woman's House Asks If He Can at Least Keep Her Fedora Story #3 - Naked Man Sitting Outside Hotel Tells Cops He's Batman

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/31/20

Ever lost a cat?? Ever gotten on someones roof to "look for your cat?" What is going on, Florida??? Story #1 - A Peeping Tom was caught on someone's roof, and tried to claim he was just looking for his lost cat. Story #2 - A Pizza Guy Says He Didn't Think It Was Illegal to Pleasure Yourself in Your Own Car Story #3 - A Naked Man Fights the Cops at a Drive-In Theater

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/29/20

There's a lot of family bonding happening in Florida or Not that we're not comfortable with....  Story #1 - A Woman Attacks Her Dad and Tries to Grab His Genitalia for Not Sharing His Weed Story #2 - A guy has been busted for wearing a prosthetic mask to make himself look elderly so he could commit identity fraud at casinos Story #3 - A Woman Tried to Use Her Bra to Tie Someone Up During a Robbery

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/22/20

A website? For Hitmen?? ... I guess it is Florida Or Not...  Story #1 - A guy named Justice Love Peace who was wanted for a double murder was found dead. Story #2 - A dad got a DUI and told cops he was driving on the wrong side of the road to scare his kids, because they were misbehaving. Story #3 - A Woman Tries to Hire a Hitman Through a Joke Site Called RentAHitMan.com

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/21/20

Don't you want someone to break into your house and make you breakfast? Story #1 - A 21-year-old guy is facing charges after he decided to do some target practice inside his house . . . shot through a wall . . . and almost hit his neighbor in the shower.  Story #2 - A 12-year-old kid stole a truck, got into a high-speed chase, crashed into a guardrail, and tried to flee on foot Story #3 - Man Breaks Into Home, Cooks Breakfast, Tells Occupant to "Go Back to Sleep"

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/17/20

Did you know... Croquet mallets can be used as WEAPONS???? We found out today..  Story #1 - Two guys were charged with trespassing outside of a grocery store and one of them had a plastic skeleton he said was for VOODOO Story #2 - A Guy Is Caught Hoarding Illegal Tarantulas in a Motel Room Story #3 - A guy was arrested for attacking a man with a croquet mallet

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/16/20

People breaking into restaurants and forgetting to steal money?? Story #1 - A burglar broke into a restaurant . . . but got so drunk on the booze inside that he forgot to steal some of their money. Story #2 - A guy was arrested for running naked in the street at 2:45 A.M. . . . he said it was on a dare.  Story #3 - Police Use Drones to Bust People for Getting Naked on a Beach

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/15/20

Red curbs and keister crackpipes.... Yep that sounds like Florida or Not....  Story #1 - A Woman with a Keistered Crack Pipe Says She "Forgot" It Was Up There Story #2 - Someone illegally painted curbs red to pretend they were restricted so people wouldn't park there to go to the beach Story #3 - A woman was so busy smoking weed and playing on her phone in the street that she didn't notice the cops watching her . . . and she was arrested on drug charges.

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AJ & McCall: Florida Or Not 07/09/20

Ever shot someone that was dead?? Us either.  Story #1 - An auto worker stabbed a coworker for cutting in front of him in a lunch line. Story #2 - A guy has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for firing a gun into the grave of a man who'd been murdered and yelling, quote, "You got what you deserved."  And he did it during the guy's funeral. Story #3 - A Woman Is Arrested After a Toilet Paper Argument with Her Boyfriend Gets Physical

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