Y’know…. Flashing, hot pockets, and wall weapons???
Story #1 – A guy was busted for an elaborate plan to hide weapons in the walls of a jail . . . which included him practicing wall cutting in his basement and posing as a construction worker.
Story #2 – A Man Who Broke Into a Bank Says He Just Needed to Heat Up His Hot Pockets
Story #3 – Man Caught Flashing Genitals in McDonald’s Drive-Thru for 2nd Time in as Many Months