The three stooges of Florida or Not.. The A-Hole, the Eye Hole, and the Ash Hole..
Story #1 – Flasher Tells Cops He’s “Just an A-hole”
Story #2 – A Bank Robber Used a Pillow Case as a Mask . . . But Forgot to Cut Eye Holes
Story #3 – A guy who was busted for drugs said the unknown powder was his mother’s ashes . . . and he’d ingested them.