AJ & McCall: Burn the House Down Debate @8

There’s no way that AJ could lower the bar even further for almost setting the house on fire right? McCall will never let him live down destroying a stove with tupperware but this time it was pizza boxes. How did you ALMOST burn down the house for the Debate At 8? In this scenario, if everything alive definitely escaped, what three inanimate objects would you save?