LUANN DE LESSEPS CRACKS JOKES ABOUT REHAB: Too soon? Performing her show over the weekend at the Paramount in Huntington, Real Housewives of New York City star Luann de Lesseps kept it light, joking about her post-rehab bod. "Hi everybody, do you like my new dress? Yeah, it’s from my new line — the I just lost 10 pounds in rehab, so much, showing off my a** collection," de Lesseps, 53, said. She is reportedly continuing out-patient treatment after re-entering rehab in July. Shortly before that, she’d celebrated six months of sobriety.

RACHAEL RAY FACING LAWSUIT? Rachael Ray is being hit with a class-action lawsuit over her line of natural dog food, because it allegedly contains a chemical used in the weedkiller Roundup, The Blast reports. Nutrish’s claims to be natural are "false, deceptive, and misleading" because the products actually contain "the unnatural chemical glyphosate, a potent biocide and endocrine disruptor, with detrimental health effects that are still becoming known," per court docs reviewed by The Blast.

DID KENDALL JENNER’S DOG BITE A GIRL? Police were called about Kendall Jenner’s dog over the weekend, according to reports. According to police, they investigated and opted to not get involved. TMZ reports that Jenner and current boyfriend Ben Simmons were at the Beverly Glen Deli when her Doberman Pinscher allegedly nipped a girl. There were no obvious wounds, according to reports.

MIGHTY DUCKS ACTOR SHAUN WEISS ARRESTED: Shaun Weiss, best known for playing Goldberg in the Mighty Ducks franchise, was arrested for public intoxication in Northern California, Page Six confirmed. The former child star was nabbed at 12:47 a.m. Saturday. He was sentenced to 90 days in county jail last year for meth in Burbank, California. At the time, his rep told Page Six: "He has hit his bottom. Hopefully he will stay clean and sober when he gets out."

FARRAH ABRAHAM TO BOX PARIS OR LINDSAY? Organizers behind Farrah Abraham’s upcoming boxing match are hoping to rope some serious "talent," per The Blast. They are opening their wallets to lure Paris Hilton or Linsday Lohan with $250K for 3, 2-minute round matches with the former Teen Mom. If they participated, organizers would also shell out $100K to their charity of choice. Think either will bite? The fight is set for November 10that the Showboat in Atlantic City.