Ellen DeGeneres lives next door to Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis and their two kids: Wyatt, 4, and Dimitri, 2. Unfortunately, it’s not all fun and games living close to the 60-year-old comedian.
On Tuesday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she trolled Kutcher about Dimitri: "The young boy who never walks is how old?"
"He walks! He’s two!" Kutcher fires back.
"He never puts him down," DeGeneres tells the audience. "He’s always on his back!"
Kutcher, 40, provides context for DeGeneres’ claims: "I now have a complex about this, because I have one of those hiking backpack things, so I put him in the hiker to go down to the beach so we can actually go down the beach, otherwise it’s a whole wrangling session with the kid. And then you came out and you were like, ‘Oh, does he walk?’ And I’m like, ‘Yes! He walks!’"
The harassment has gotten so bad, Kutcher says he’s tried to plant Dimitri in action scenes within view of DeGeneres.
"So now I take him out of the thing once we get to purview of your house, and I’m like, ‘Go, go! Run, little sucker!’" Kutcher quips of his young son. "And I’m trying to dish him along so I don’t have to hear about it anymore. This kid’s going to be an Olympian, man, because I’m going to be behind him like, ‘To Ellen’s house!’"